#satire
 
    Chronic Contractor   
 This developer is always looking for a gig. There is always something better. Chronic Contractors are expensive. Mileage per dollar varies.
 
    Insecurinator Developer   
 This developer refuses to find a better job.
 
    Mini-Me Developer   
 This developer follows the King of the Hill Developer like..
 
    King of the Hill Developer   
 Typically this developer has been in few organizations. They tend to be the smart frog in the small pond. When another smarter developer joins them, they try to…
 
    The Ego Interviewer   
 The Ego Interviewer is a person who uses the interview process to stroke their ego.