· Chuck Conway · Satire  · 1 min read

Insecurinator Developer

This developer refuses to find a better job.

This developer refuses to find a better job.

This developer refuses to find a better job. They have had only one job, and they will not leave it — It’s the only breast they have fed from.

They are treated poorly, paid next to nothing yet they refuse to look for greener pastures. They have an unlimited supply of excuses; they may even in principle agree to find a new job, but they never will.

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